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Alright, you clicked the fucking “about” section. So you wanna know about Bryan. YOU WANNA KNOW about Bryan. Well what would you like to know? How he got into art? When he lost his virginity? Is it true his last girlfriend a cos-play kind of girl? Does he drink? Does he smoke? What other activities does he enjoy? Are these the things you want to know? FINE. HERE GOES, I’ll answer all questions you just asked…

  • He’s been drawing forever. Then started this comic forever ago.

  • A nice lady named Jenn, and it was in the backseat of a car. I think it was our senior year?
  • Yeah man, she was. It was awesome. He has some fun stories about that one, but I think she was either a little too psychotic or a bit of a floozie. You’ll have to ask him about that. I mean, I only know so much… Needless to say he left that tramp for FLOORRRIDAAA. Whew! Hes back now, but he was in FLOORRRIDAAAA for a good amount of time.
  • Oh man, this guy doesn’t normally drink, but there are times when he gets drunnnk. I mean, hes a mess and its hilarious for all parties involved.
  • No he doesn’t fucking smoke. WTF man? Smoking kills. Why would you ask such a terrible fucking question in an open forum environment such as this? Do you slowly fucking kill yourself everyday? OH THAT’S NONE OF MY BUSINESS?! WELL THIS IS NONE OF YOURS SO BUTT OUT.
  • What other activities does he enjoy… What… other… I have no idea. Dude plays some Counter Strike, watches the Office, and has the worst sleep schedule I’ve ever seen. Dude spends most his time working on comics.
    So there you go. THERE YOU GO. Are you happy? No? Well, ask another question and maybe I’ll answer it for BryBry. Sound like a plan? Who cares. I’m out.

-Keeton

“I just want to be Earth Beta to be popular! *Cry cry*”
-Bryan